Attention Mr. West..

Notice these?

A reason why I love internet is sometimes I can find this gem:


- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

- Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

- Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

- There is a great need for sarcasm font.

- Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realise I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first saw it.

- I think everyone has a movie that they love so much; it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

- How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

- I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

- LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies".

- What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

- I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

- Bad decisions make good stories.

- Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning that just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

- Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem …

- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

- There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

- I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

- I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

- When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

- I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

- Why is a school zone 25 km/h? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for paedophiles...

- As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

- Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

- I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

- My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

- I wonder if cops ever get upset at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

- I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

- The other night I ordered take away and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like your huge before dinner.

Sigh..

83 years.. She has been part of my life for as long as I lived..
Yet, I can't help but to think I've been neglecting it..
The same with my other grandparents..

I know it sounds a bit cliche, but don't take for granted of what you have right now.
Cherish them as much as u could, for losing might be the biggest regret that u ever have.

Good bye Meme.. Loved you so much, and already missing you )=

Missing Sock

Every morning when I'm about to go to work, I went to my drawer for my socks, which I naturally need to wear rite.. And it's always there.. A single piece of sock, without its pair..
Usually it's okay, since I can just grab another pair and be happy with it..
But what if it's the only piece there? Do I combine it with my sport socks?
I should throw it away, since it's not usable anymore rite?

I think it's a disease within me. I just love to keep trashes around the house (well my room..)
I still have the old bills which I doubt i will ever review anytime in the future..
I still have those arcade coins laying around, which I plan to bring when I go there, which of course I wouldn't bring, and instead bring back more coins home..
And the single sock.. I could throw it away.. But what if I lost another single sock? I could use the unused sock and pair it with the recently-divorced sock right? Or maybe for my future sock-puppet project?

Don't mind me, I'm bored, and looking at my messy room, still too lazy to clean it up.. -_-

The Fault of a Faulty Manufacturing

I'm bummed..
Work hasn't been interesting..
Appetite's gone.. (Although it leads to 4kg drop! woohoo!)
Even basketball could become unenjoyable at times..

Seriously.. this sux )=

So, the rollercoaster ride finally ended..
Lotsa pain in his heart, probably from enjoying the thrill of the ride..
But in a way he’s still relieved.
None to regret. He figured, that’s what EnR taught him in their fourth track..
Call him a fool, but he did what he thought was best, and man enough to face the consequence..

Simple.. True it’s much more preferred than Complex, but perhaps you can’t really guarantee what’s in the book will work out in real life
Simple.. True that he can play the Complex role, but is he gonna be true to himself?
Simple.. The ideology of his life.. Maybe it won’t pan out well in life, but hey! Living an honest life, that’s the best way to deal with, right?
Simple.. It’s not working now.. But maybe.. Someday in the future.. He won't be the one to regret it..


When You Love Someone
By: Endah n Rhesa
I love you but it’s not so easy
to make you here with me
I wanna touch and hold you forever
but you’re still in my dream

And I can’t stand
to wait your love is coming to my life
But I still have a time to break a silence

When you love someone
just be brave to say
That you want him to be with you
When you hold your love
don’t ever let him go
Or you will loose your chance
to make your dream come true

I used to hide and watch you from a distance
And I knew you realized
I was looking for a time to get closer
At least to say “Hello”
And I can’t stand to wait ‘till night is coming to my life

When you love someone
just be brave to say
That you want him to be with you
When you hold your love
don’t ever let him go
Or you will loose your chance to make your dream come true

I never thought that Im so strong
I stuck on you and wait so long
But when love comes it can’t be wrong
Don’t ever give up, just try and try to get what you want
Cause love will find the way

Bittersweet Rollercoaster Ride

A couple of months now since my last post.. It's not that my life has been uneventful or anything..
Actually, it has been one of the best couple of months I've experienced in my life, really.. Me and a friend has been following a local band, even 'stalking' them to their gig place in Loca Coffeshop, Kemang. Endah N Rhesa is basically a duet, playing the guitar/singing and bass, respectively. I first knew them playing at Rooftop, also in Kemang. After listening to their cover of I'm Yours and Numb, I'm hooked! Here's me and Elaine with Endah, the lead singer:It's a bit weird, but it's also been fun following the progress of this band. Ci Sheena, I'd recommend you to visit their myspace page and listen to a couple of their songs!
I also had the chance to go to my first Java Jazz Festival, and lucky enough to enjoy Jason Mraz there. A great performer, but a shame he only sang for an hour or so.
I'd post pictures, but I'm too lazy to connect my bb to my computer -_-, not that I have plenty anyway..
There are a lot of other events, and my 2009 really went well.. Though lately it has slightly slowed a little.. Too much thoughts running around my head, I might have a case of paranoia..
It's a bit unfair I thought, when's my turn to just enjoy my life fully with no worries ya?
Well, it's a short post.. I blame my office for not letting me access blogspot so I could update it a bit more frequently P=